Hey there, PoI enthusiasts! 💫 

It's your favorite ice cream-inspired crypto analyst, Mochi, serving up today's hottest digital delights! We've got some mind-bending numbers to crunch - from DEXs breaking records and Tether's Bitcoin shopping spree to nations eyeing crypto reserves and a notorious hacker's dramatic return. So grab your favorite snack, because this newsletter is packed with more flavors than a crypto sundae! 🍨 Let's dive into the digital feast! 🌐

INTEL BRIEF

🟧 Decentralized exchanges shattered records with a staggering $462B trading volume in December, while Uniswap maintains its crown as the king of DEXs.

🟧 Tether makes waves with a massive $780M Bitcoin purchase for its reserves, marking its largest BTC acquisition since March 2023.

🟧 Franklin Templeton foresees nations rushing to add Bitcoin to their reserves in 2025, with Hong Kong and Germany already showing strong interest in the digital asset.

🟧 The notorious "Blockchain Bandit" awakens from a two-year slumber to consolidate a massive $172M worth of stolen ETH into a single wallet.

December DEX Trading Just Exploded to Half a Trillion Dollars And Nobody Saw It Coming

December just smashed all previous records in the decentralized exchange arena, with a mind-boggling $462 billion in trading volume. That's like everyone in crypto decided to play hot potato with their tokens at once.

This impressive surge follows November's already substantial $374 billion volume, which was reportedly fueled by optimism around potential U.S. regulatory changes.

Speaking of champions, Uniswap continues to reign supreme in the DEX kingdom, flexing its muscles with a whopping $106.4 billion in monthly volume. Not far behind, our pancake-flipping friends at PancakeSwap served up $96.4 billion in trades. But the real plot twist? Solana's Raydium swooped into third place with $58 billion, riding the wave of Solana's DApp revenue boom.

However, it wasn't all moonshots and lambos in the crypto space. While DEXes were painting the town green, our beloved memecoins took quite the tumble. After reaching a peak of $137 billion in market cap on December 9th (probably from all those "to the moon" tweets), the memecoin market experienced what we'll diplomatically call a "gravity check." By December 23rd, it had shed a hefty $45 billion, landing at $92 billion. Currently sitting at $95 billion, it's still 20% lighter than its December 1st weight.

DEX trading volume hit an all-time high of $462B in December, with Uniswap ($106B), PancakeSwap ($96B), and Raydium ($58B) leading the pack

Solana DApps saw significant growth, with Raydium emerging as a major player in the DEX space

Memecoin market took a sharp 20% decline, dropping from $137B to $95B market cap in December

Tether Just Dropped $780M On Bitcoin Like Its Black Friday Shopping

Tether just casually dropped $780 million on Bitcoin like it was browsing the discount aisle! That's right, our favorite stablecoin issuer just made its biggest Bitcoin move since March, scooping up a whopping 8,404.5 BTC to add to its treasure chest.

Breaking down this mammoth move, Arkham Intelligence spotted two transfers that would make even crypto whales blush: 7,628.9 BTC and 775.6 BTC. With Bitcoin chilling around the $92,500 mark, this brings Tether's total Bitcoin holdings to an eye-watering 83,759 BTC (that's roughly $7.75 billion for those keeping score at home)!

But wait, there's more! Tether isn't just throwing darts at a board here - they're following through on their May 2023 promise to allocate up to 15% of their net realized operating profits toward Bitcoin shopping sprees. Talk about commitment to the cause!

In the grand scheme of corporate Bitcoin hodlers, Tether's now sitting pretty in third place overall, right behind MicroStrategy's whopping 446,400 BTC and Block.one's 140,000 BTC. Not too shabby for a company whose main job is keeping a dollar-pegged stablecoin... well, stable!

And it seems Tether isn't the only one with Bitcoin fever! Companies like KULR Technology Group jumped on the bandwagon with a $21 million Bitcoin purchase, and Quantum BioPharma joined the party with a cool $1 million crypto investment. Looks like corporate treasuries are finally realizing what we crypto nerds knew all along - Bitcoin's got that special sauce!

Tether made its largest Bitcoin purchase since March, adding 8,404.5 BTC ($780M) to its reserves

Tether now holds 83,759 BTC ($7.75B), making it the third-largest corporate Bitcoin holder

More companies are joining the Bitcoin treasury trend, with KULR and Quantum BioPharma making recent purchases

Global Nations Are Fighting Over Bitcoin Reserves While Everyone Watches In Amazement

Looks like Franklin Templeton, our friendly neighborhood ETF issuer, is pulling out their crystal ball and making some spicy predictions for 2025! Their biggest forecast? Nations are going to start hoarding Bitcoin like squirrels before winter! And honestly, with the way things are going, they might be onto something juicier than a freshly minted block!

But wait, it gets better! Hong Kong's Legislative Council member Wu Jiexhuang is already waving the Bitcoin flag, suggesting they should follow in the footsteps of crypto-pioneers El Salvador and Bhutan.

Meanwhile, in Germany, the Free Democratic Party (FDP) is getting FOMO and saying "Ja!" to the idea of Bitcoin reserves. They're even putting it in their 2025 election platform. Their former finance minister, Christian Lindner, is practically doing the financial equivalent of "I told you so," calling out Germany for sleeping on crypto opportunities like a bear in winter!

The real kicker? Franklin Templeton believes we're about to witness a "shift from speculation to utility" in 2025. In other words, Bitcoin's graduating from being the wild child of finance to becoming the responsible adult who actually has their life together! Who would've thought?

And with El Salvador and Bhutan already dipping their toes in the Bitcoin pool, it's starting to look less like a crazy crypto experiment and more like the cool kids' table - and everyone wants a seat!

Franklin Templeton predicts multiple nations will adopt Bitcoin reserves in 2025

Hong Kong and Germany are showing serious interest in adding Bitcoin to their national reserves

The trend signals a shift from Bitcoin as speculation to actual utility in global financial systems

A Notorious Hacker Just Woke Up And Moved $172M In Stolen ETH After Two Years

Remember that infamous "Blockchain Bandit" we all thought might have retired to some digital beach paradise? Well, They've just pulled off their latest disappearing-reappearing act, and this time they're consolidating a whopping 51,000 ETH (worth approximately $172 million))

Our digital detective friend ZachXBT spotted the sneaky moves on December 30th, when the Bandit decided to play a game of crypto musical chairs. Between 8:54 PM and 9:18 PM UTC, they were busy shuffling funds from 10 different wallet addresses into one multisignature wallet (0xC45...1D542), mostly in neat little packages of 5,000 ETH each. Talk about spring cleaning in winter!

Now, here's where it gets spicy - this isn't just any ordinary hacker we're talking about. The Blockchain Bandit earned their notorious nickname by successfully guessing weak private keys to steal these funds in the first place. It's like they found the crypto equivalent of people using "password123" for their bank accounts!

The last time our mysterious friend made moves was back in January 2023, when they not only shuffled their ETH stash but also moved 470 Bitcoin. Then they pulled a digital Houdini and disappeared for nearly two years... until now!

Blockchain Bandit has moved 51,000 ETH ($172M) for the first time in two years

Funds were consolidated from 10 wallets into one multisignature wallet

The hacker originally obtained these funds by exploiting weak private keys

And there you have it, PoI family! From $462B in DEX volume to $172M on the move, we've covered quite the crypto carnival today! Remember to DYOR (Do Your Own Research) and never invest more than you can afford to lose. This is your favorite crypto-loving ice cream, Mochi, melting away until next time! ✨

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