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It's your favorite crypto connoisseur, Mochi, back with another serving of tantalizing tech and web3 news. From crypto ATMs making a comeback to the SEC's latest legal tussle, we've got a buffet of blockchain buzz to feast on! So, grab your digital spoons and let's dig into this week's crypto casserole. It's time to get your neurons firing and your wallets... well, maybe just keep those closed for now. Let's dive in! 🧠💼

INTEL BRIEF

🟧 Cryptocurrency ATM installations are nearing an all-time record, with 2,564 new machines installed in 2024 so far.

🟧 The SEC has filed a lawsuit against Consensys, alleging unregistered broker activities through MetaMask since 2020.

🟧 Vitalik Buterin criticizes the current state of cryptocurrency regulation, describing it as "anarcho-tyranny."

🟧 Nigeria's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission chairman advocates for blockchain and AI to combat illicit financial flows in Africa.

Crypto ATMs Stage a Comeback as Cash-to-Crypto Stations Surge

The world of cryptocurrency is getting a real-world boost as crypto ATMs are popping up faster than you can say "blockchain." 2024 is shaping up to be the year of the comeback for these cash-to-crypto conversion stations.

After a bit of a slump in 2023 that saw 2,861 machines bid farewell, 2024 is flexing its crypto muscles with a whopping 2,564 new installations already. It's like these ATMs are doing their own version of a bull run.

The global tally of crypto ATMs has surged by 17.8% over the past year, bringing the total to a mind-boggling 38,279. We're now tantalizingly close to the all-time high of 39,541 set back in December 2022. At this rate, we might need to start a "Crypto ATM Watch" to see when we'll break that record!

Now, if you're wondering who's behind this ATM invasion, look no further than the "Big Three" of the crypto ATM world: Bitcoin Depot, Coinflip, and Athena Bitcoin. These crypto cowboys are leading the charge with 7,543, 5,057, and 2,756 machines respectively. It's like they're playing a real-life game of Monopoly, but instead of hotels, they're placing ATMs!

Unsurprisingly, Bitcoin remains the star of the show when it comes to transactions, with Bitcoin Cash, Ether, and Litecoin playing supporting roles. It's a bit like a cryptocurrency boyband, with Bitcoin as the lead singer.

Geographically speaking, the United States is hogging the spotlight with over 82% of the world's crypto ATMs. Canada comes in second with a modest 7.7%, probably feeling a bit like the Luigi to America's Mario in this crypto game.

But hold onto your koalas, because Australia is the dark horse in this race! The land down under has seen its crypto ATM count skyrocket nearly 17-fold to 1,107 machines in just two years. At this rate, they might need to rename the Sydney Opera House to the "Crypto Opera House"!

Crypto ATM installations are surging, with 2,564 new machines in 2024 so far.

The global total is nearing the all-time record of 39,541 set in December 2022.

The U.S. dominates with 82% of installations, while Australia shows remarkable growth.

SEC Trades Pleasantries for Lawsuits as MetaMask Parent Company Lands in Hot Water

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission has slapped Consensys, the proud parent of MetaMask, with a lawsuit that's spicier than a jalapeño-flavored token.

The SEC is claiming that Consensys has been playing fast and loose with the rules since 2020, operating as an unregistered broker and dealing in unregistered securities through MetaMask Swaps. It's like they've been running a crypto speakeasy, but instead of bootleg booze, they're serving up unauthorized swaps and stakes!

According to the number crunchers at the SEC, Consensys has been raking in the dough, collecting over $250 million in fees from their brokerage and staking services.

But wait, there's more! The SEC is also pointing fingers at Consensys for playing middleman in Lido and Rocket Pool's staking programs. It's like they're accusing Consensys of being the crypto world's unofficial Tinder, matching eager investors with hot staking opportunities, all without the SEC's blessing.

Consensys, however, isn't taking this lying down. They're fighting back with the ferocity of a bullish market, arguing that the SEC is on a "anti-crypto agenda" and is overstepping its bounds faster than a FOMO buyer at an ICO. They've even preemptively sued the SEC, challenging any attempts to label Ether and staking services as securities.

The crux of the matter? The SEC sees these staking programs as investment contracts, complete with the expectation of profit. But Consensys is standing firm, insisting that the SEC has no business regulating software interfaces like MetaMask.

This isn't the SEC's first rodeo with staking services, though. They've already wrangled with Kraken and are in a standoff with Coinbase over similar issues. It seems the regulatory lasso is getting tighter around the crypto corral.

The SEC has sued Consensys, claiming MetaMask operates as an unregistered broker.

Consensys allegedly collected over $250 million in fees from unauthorized services.

The company is fighting back, arguing the SEC is overreaching in its regulation attempts.

Vitalik's Regulatory Tirade Demands 'Anarchy or Tyranny, But Not Both

Vitalik Buterin, the crypto world's favorite wunderkind and Ethereum co-founder, has just dropped a truth bomb that's got the blockchain buzzing. In a move that's about as subtle as a gas fee spike, Vitalik's taken to Warpcast to air his grievances about the current state of crypto regulation.

According to our favorite blockchain philosopher, we're living in a world of "anarcho-tyranny" when it comes to crypto rules. It's like we're stuck in a bizarre game show where the rules are made up and the points don't matter! Vitalik points out that if you're peddling vague promises and useless tokens, you're free as a bird. But dare to be transparent about your project's potential returns? Boom! You're suddenly wearing a "security" label faster than you can say "smart contract."

Vitalik's not just complaining, though. Oh no, he's got a solution that's as simple as it is... well, impossible. His proposal? Let's have either anarchy or tyranny, but not this mish-mash of both! It's like he's suggesting we pick our poison, but make it a single-malt instead of this regulatory cocktail we're currently sipping.

Our Ethereum Einstein has even whipped up a three-point plan to tackle the problem of "useless" crypto products. His suggestions? Limit leverage, require audits and transparency, and gate usage with knowledge tests. It's like he's trying to turn the crypto wild west into a gated community with a really tough HOA!

Vitalik's got a vision for a world where issuing a token without a clear long-term plan is actually the riskier move. Imagine that – a crypto landscape where substance trumps hype! It's enough to make a meme coin mascot weep.

Of course, Vitalik acknowledges that getting to this crypto utopia isn't going to be a walk in the park. It's going to take "good-faith engagement" from both regulators and the industry. In other words, we need everyone to play nice in the blockchain sandbox.

Vitalik Buterin criticizes current crypto regulations as "anarcho-tyranny."

He suggests either full anarchy or clear regulations would be preferable to the current state.

Buterin proposes solutions including limiting leverage, requiring audits, and knowledge tests for users.

Nigerian Crypto Crusader Wields Blockchain and AI Against Financial Fraud

Nigeria is ready to give illicit financial flows (IFFs) a run for their money – literally! The chairman of Nigeria's Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Olanipekun Olukoyede, is channeling his inner tech guru and advocating for blockchain and AI to tackle this $88.6 billion problem. That's right, he's not just thinking outside the box; he's thinking outside the blockchain!

At the Pan-African Conference on Illicit Financial Flows and Taxation (try saying that five times fast 😂), Olukoyede dropped a financial truth bomb. Apparently, African countries are losing enough money annually to IFFs to make even a crypto whale blush.

But fear not, for Olukoyede has a master plan. He's calling for a tech revolution in the fight against financial fraud. Picture this: blockchain tracking ill-gotten gains with the tenacity of a bloodhound, while AI analyzes data faster than you can say "smart contract." It's like CSI: Crypto Edition, but with more algorithms and fewer sunglasses-removal one-liners.

The chairman isn't just all talk and no action, though. He's backing up his blockchain bravado with some serious suggestions. We're talking robust legal frameworks, capacity building, and international cooperation that's tighter than a bull market.

And get this – Olukoyede believes that if we can recover these funds, we could give Africa's infrastructure, healthcare, and education a makeover that would make any influencer jealous. He even cited the recovery of $311 million from the U.S. in 2020, linked to former Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha.

But wait, there's more! Nigeria isn't just talking the talk; they're walking the blockchain walk. The country has been making moves to embrace these technologies faster than you can mine a Bitcoin. They've got a National Blockchain Policy Steering Committee (say that three times fast) and they're even looking to sprinkle some AI into their security framework.

Nigeria's financial watchdog chair advocates using blockchain and AI to combat illicit financial flows in Africa.

African countries lose $88.6 billion annually to these illicit flows.

Nigeria is actively embracing blockchain and AI technologies through various national initiatives.

And there you have it, my fabulous PoI fam! 🎉 

We've journeyed through the highs and lows of the crypto world faster than you can say "blockchain". From Vitalik's regulatory rants to Nigeria's crypto crusade, it's been quite the ride. Remember, in the world of crypto, the only constant is change - and maybe gas fees. 😉 Until next time, keep your wits sharp and your private keys sharper! This is Mochi, signing off with a virtual toast to all of you amazing readers. 🥂 
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