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It's your favorite crypto connoisseur, Mochi, back with another serving of tantalizing tech and web3 news. From memecoin masterminds and political pledges to exchange comebacks and wallet woes, we've got a smorgasbord of digital delights to feast upon. So, grab your favorite snack, settle in, and let's embark on a thrilling journey through the ever-evolving crypto landscape! 🌐💼

INTEL BRIEF

🟧 Sahil Arora, a controversial memecoin promoter, allegedly earned around $3 million from celebrity-themed token launches in 2024.

🟧 Senator Chuck Schumer pledges to introduce pro-crypto legislation by the end of 2024 if Kamala Harris becomes president, signaling a potential shift in Democratic Party stance on cryptocurrency.

🟧 Binance, a major crypto exchange, has resumed operations in India after a seven-month ban, having registered with the country's Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU-IND).

🟧 Despite Nigerian government claims of freezing crypto funds linked to protests, some wallets remain active, revealing challenges in regulating digital currencies.

The $3M Saga of Sahil Arora's Celeb’s Meme Coin Shenanigans

Today, we're diving into a story that's hotter than a freshly minted NFT - the alleged $3 million payday of Sahil Arora, the self-proclaimed "mastermind" behind a slew of celebrity-themed tokens.

According to our blockchain Sherlock Holmes, ZachXBT, Arora's bank account got a serious glow-up this year, all thanks to his celebrity memecoin launches. But hold your horses, folks! This isn't your typical rags-to-riches tale. It's more like a "how to make enemies and alienate people" masterclass.

ZachXBT, ever the party pooper, burst the bubble on some inflated figures floating around. Turns out, Arora's earnings were more "economy class" than "private jet," clocking in at a cool $2-3 million instead of the eye-watering $30 million originally reported.

Now, you might be thinking, "Mochi, that's still a lot of dough!" And you'd be right. But here's where things get spicier than a wasabi-flavored ice cream. Arora's been racking up accusations faster than a memecoin loses value. We're talking social engineering scams, fraudulent activities, and enough celebrity drama to fill a season of reality TV.

Picture this: Iggy Azalea, Caitlyn Jenner, and Rich the Kid all pointing fingers at our boy Sahil. It's like a bizarre game of crypto Clue, and Arora's the guy everyone suspects of doing it in the Blockchain Room with the Rug Pull.

Allegedly, Arora's modus operandi was to play the ultimate hype man. He'd launch tokens using celeb brands (sometimes without their knowledge - oops!), promise them riches, and then... well, you can guess the rest.

But wait, there's more! Arora's social media game took a hit when his "@Habibi_Comm" account on X got the virtual boot for breaking the rules. Did that stop him? As if! Like a digital Hydra, he's believed to have spawned multiple accounts.

In a plot twist worthy of a crypto soap opera, Arora even tried to cozy up to BingX, but the exchange pulled a "new phone, who dis?" move.

Blockchain detective ZachXBT estimates Sahil Arora made $2-3 million from celebrity memecoin launches in 2024.

Arora faces accusations of scams and fraudulent activities from multiple celebrities and crypto figures.

Despite social media bans, Arora is believed to be continuing his operations through multiple accounts.

A Harris Presidency Could Be a Bull Run for Blockchain

At the recent Crypto4Harris shindig (yes, that's a thing now), Chuck Schumer, the big cheese of the Senate, pledged to push for pro-crypto laws - but there's a catch. This crypto candy only comes if Kamala Harris snags the presidential hot seat.

Schumer, channeling his inner tech guru, declared that the US can't afford to play ostrich with crypto anymore. In his words, we can't risk crypto going "overseas to lowest common denominator countries." Translation: We don't want all the cool crypto kids hanging out in someone else's treehouse.

But wait, there's more! Schumer's not just talking the talk; he's ready to walk the blockchain walk. He's set his sights on wrangling both donkeys and elephants (that's Democrats and Republicans for you non-political animals) to craft some sensible crypto legislation. It's like he's trying to organize a bipartisan rave in the normally stuffy halls of Congress!

Now, before you start planning your "Kamala 2024" themed NFT collection, let's remember that Harris hasn't exactly been shouting her crypto love from the rooftops. Most folks assume she'd just follow in Biden's footsteps, which have been about as crypto-friendly as a cat at a dog show.

Meanwhile, in the red corner, we have Donald Trump, who's gone from calling Bitcoin a scam to promising to make America the "crypto capital of the planet." Talk about a 180 faster than a day trader's mood swings! He's even threatening to give SEC Chair Gary Gensler the boot and create a national Bitcoin piggy bank. Now that's what I call a plot twist!

But hold your horses, Mark Cuban, the billionaire with more opinions than Ethereum has gas fees, called out the Republican. According to Cuban, the GOP is just in it to make the "Bitcoin maxis" richer.

In this political crypto circus, we even had Democratic Rep Wiley Nickel throwing shade at Trump quicker than a failed ICO disappears. And let's not forget Senator Debbie Stabenow, who's all about treating crypto like commodities, not securities. It's like watching a high-stakes game of "Pin the Tail on the Regulation."

Senator Chuck Schumer pledges to introduce pro-crypto legislation by end of 2024 if Kamala Harris becomes president.

The move signals a potential shift in the Democratic Party's stance on cryptocurrency regulation.

Both major US political parties are now courting the crypto vote, with Republicans and Democrats offering differing visions for the industry's future.

Binance's Bollywood Comeback: From Banned to Bhangra in India's Crypto Scene

After a seven-month timeout that felt longer than waiting for your Bitcoin transaction to confirm, Binance has made its grand re-entry into the land of spices and tech geniuses.

So, what caused this crypto catastrophe in the first place? Well, it turns out Binance was playing a game of "hide and seek" with India's Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU-IND), and let's just say, they were found wanting. Binance and eight other exchanges got the digital door slammed in their faces.

But fear not, dear readers! Binance wasn't about to let a little thing like a nationwide ban keep them down. Rumor has it they were ready to cough up a cool $2.25 million fine.

Now, Binance is back on India's Google Play Store and Apple App Store, looking fresher than a newly minted token. They've registered as a reporting entity with the FIU-IND, which is basically like getting a gold star in the world of crypto compliance.

Binance CEO Richard Teng couldn't contain his excitement, gushing about the "vitality and potential" of India's crypto market. It's like he just discovered the secret ingredient in butter chicken - utterly delicious and impossible to resist!

This Indian adventure marks Binance's "19th global regulatory milestone." At this rate, they're collecting regulatory approvals like they're Pokémon cards. Gotta catch 'em all, right?

And let's not forget, India isn't just any market. It's in the top five for estimated transaction volume across all crypto ecosystems.

By playing nice with Indian regulations, Binance is promising to implement Anti-Money Laundering (AML) policies and a framework for combating the financing of terrorism (CFT). It's like they're setting up a digital security system tighter than Fort Knox, but for rupees and Ethereum!

Binance has resumed operations in India after a seven-month ban, now registered with the Financial Intelligence Unit (FIU-IND).

The exchange's return marks its 19th global regulatory milestone, highlighting India's importance in the crypto ecosystem.

Binance commits to implementing strict AML and CFT policies in compliance with Indian regulations.

Nigeria’s Slippery Crypto Wallets Evading Government Freeze in Digital Cat and Mouse Game

Today, we're diving into Nigeria's latest crypto caper, where the government's attempt to put protest-linked wallets on ice has turned into a slippery situation!

Picture this: The Nigerian government, feeling hotter than a Lagos summer, announces they've frozen a whopping 83 billion naira (that's $52 million for those keeping score at home) in crypto and fiat tied to the #EndBadGovernance protests. It's like they're playing Whack-A-Mole with digital wallets, but these moles are proving trickier than a Nigerian prince email scam!

National Security Adviser Nuhu Ribadu strutted into the Aso Rock Villa, proudly declaring they'd put $50 million in crypto on ice, including $38 million chilling in four wallets.

Some eagle-eyed local media decided to play blockchain detective and, surprise, surprise, found more holes in the government's story than in a fishing net. These supposedly frozen wallets are hotter than a fresh plate of suya, still sending and receiving funds like it's payday on the blockchain!

One wallet that was supposed to be holding enough to buy a small island turned out to have barely enough for a fancy dinner. Another was off by a cool $200k.

But wait, it gets better! One of these slippery wallets pulled a fast one, zipping $50,000 to an unknown address faster than you can say "Nigerian prince." It's like watching a high-stakes game of hot potato, but with digital assets!

Now, you might be wondering, "Mochi, how is this even possible?" Well, my crypto-curious compadres, welcome to the wild west of digital finance! Unlike your grandma's savings account, crypto wallets don't always play nice with government freeze orders. They're like that rebellious teenager who sneaks out after curfew – always finding a way!

A local crypto Sherlock explained that while the government can ask nicely for exchanges to freeze wallets, these exchanges aren't obligated to roll over like a well-trained puppy. They often stand their ground harder than a Nigerian haggler at a market!

Meanwhile, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) is on the case, investigating these funds faster than you can say "blockchain." But with wallets slipperier than a greased yam, they might have better luck catching a cloud!

As the #EndBadGovernanceInNigeria protests rage on, the crypto community is pushing for regulatory reforms that could make Nigeria the Wakanda of crypto!

Nigerian government claims to have frozen $52 million in crypto and fiat linked to protests, but blockchain data shows discrepancies.

Some allegedly frozen wallets remain active, highlighting challenges in regulating cryptocurrency transactions.

The situation underscores the tension between decentralized finance and government control, as well as the need for clearer crypto regulations in Nigeria.

And that's a wrap, my lovely PoI readers! 🎬 I hope this edition left you feeling as satisfied as a successful smart contract execution. From celebrity tokens to government crackdowns, we've covered it all. Until next time, this is Mochi, signing off with a virtual fist bump! 👊✨ 

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