Archive
Melania's Memecoin Meltdown, ECB's Digital Euro Dream Team, Anthropic's Infrastructure Arms Race, and SEC's Shutdown Silence!
In this edition, Mochi serves up the chaos: AI-powered token promos gone wrong, Europe's CBDC ambitions, the battle for AI supremacy, and regulatory limbo – all the drama you need!

Central Banks Go Crypto-Curious, Sam Altman's AI Clone Army Invades TikTok, Government Breaks (Bitcoin Doesn't), and Japan's $600M Bitcoin Flex!
In this edition, Mochi serves up the freshest scoops – From central banks embracing digital dollars to AI apps gone rogue, political chaos fueling rallies, and corporate Bitcoinmania reaching new heights!

SEC Backs Down on DePIN, AI Codes for 30 Hours Straight, Binance Becomes Crypto's AWS, and Kazakhstan Goes Full Degen with State Fund!
In this edition, Mochi dishes out regulatory relief, AI breakthroughs, white-label wonders, and state-backed crypto funds – navigating the digital frontier, one milestone at a time!

WLFI Crashes 41% as Trump Project Burns Tokens, North Korean Hackers Infiltrate Crypto Jobs, and much more
In this edition, Mochi serves up the spiciest crypto chaos yet! From burning tokens to dodging digital spies, regulatory romance to tokenized pounds – we've got all the juicy details inside!

Google Goes Full Bitcoin Miner, ChatGPT Becomes Your Personal Assistant, China Plots Dollar Domination, and more
From Google's $3B mining mega-deal and AI that works while you sleep, to China's digital yuan world takeover and the sneakiest X account heist ever – this edition has more plot twists than a crypto thriller!

Tech Giants Throw $14.6M at Stablecoins, Crypto Twins Torpedo Trump Pick, Senate Finally Gets Crypto Tax Religion, and Microsoft Dumps OpenAI for Claude!
From Sony and Samsung's stablecoin bet to Winklevoss puppeteering and AI breakups that'll make your head spin – buckle up for the wildest tech drama of the week!

Trump Token Hits $1B Trading Frenzy, VCs Ditch Moonshots for Real Money, Solana Goes Faster Than Google, and Sonic Raids Wall Street!
In this edition, Mochi serves up billion-dollar trading frenzies, venture capital reality checks, lightning-fast blockchain upgrades, and bold traditional finance crossovers – all the spicy details inside!

Claude Turns Criminal Mastermind, Solana Drops Gaming Console, Lawyers Fight FTX Blame Game, and Nvidia Makes $46B Without China!
In this edition, Mochi dives deep into cybercriminal AI shenanigans, handheld crypto gaming dreams, FTX legal drama aftermath, and semiconductor supremacy – all the spicy tech tales you need to know!

US Treasury Wants Your DeFi Data, Telegram Boss Still Stuck in France, MicroStrategy Goes Bitcoin Shopping Again, and Japan's Hotel Chain Becomes Crypto King!
In this edition, Mochi dives deep into government overreach, legal dramas, corporate Bitcoin strategies, and Japanese success stories – navigating the crypto chaos, one controversy at a time!

$9.3B Russian Crypto Scandal Exposed, OpenAI's $5 India Invasion, Gemini's European License Shopping Spree, and Trump's Crypto Sprint Goes Wild!
From billion-dollar sanctions busting schemes to budget AI plans conquering continents, plus regulatory sprints and European expansion madness – this week's crypto chaos has it all!

China's Yuan Stablecoin Shock, Google's AI Journal Drop, Ye's $3B Meme Mayhem, and Crypto's Crime-Fighting Coalition!
In this edition, Mochi serves up policy plot twists, tech titan catches-up, celebrity coin chaos, and blockchain justice – navigating the digital frontier where East meets West, AI meets diary, and criminals meet their match!
